mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Now that was really nice. Shall I start another?

I've got an idea for a jacket Allow me, m'dear.

It's got bling and will cost me a packet

Raak

Its ermine-trimmed ruff

Spangle

Doubles up as a muff

Software

So I'll call it my < Cockney Rhyming Slang > Desmond Hackett </Cockney Rhyming Slang >

[Softers] I think your Desmond Hackett also needs to be old.

My trousers are have broken the mould