mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

are all quoted by Mums
When they're feeling unkindly disposed
So shoot me :^)

No problem! Marc, pass me my gun Well you asked for it Spangle

Multiposters shall die, every one! (Actually, we usually let them off with a keelhauling these days.)

But first we'll keelhaul 'em

Sierra Mike

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But we keelhaul 'em first would have been kinder

Then let rottweilers maul 'em Can't believe the assembled peoples did not object vociferously to Marc's utterly atrocious "knifes".

Then chop off their heads just for fun! (Sorry folks, I saw a lot of rotten apples and knives in the air that night… ;-)

Long ago when all maidens were chaste,

Projoy

And their stays were laced tight at the waist

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Men used to try

Chasty

All brave men used to try (adding a few syllables...)
With a grip ‘round their thigh
If their legs were sufficiently spaced