mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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But we keelhaul 'em first would have been kinder

Then let rottweilers maul 'em Can't believe the assembled peoples did not object vociferously to Marc's utterly atrocious "knifes".

Then chop off their heads just for fun! (Sorry folks, I saw a lot of rotten apples and knives in the air that night… ;-)

Long ago when all maidens were chaste,

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And their stays were laced tight at the waist

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Men used to try

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All brave men used to try (adding a few syllables...)
With a grip ‘round their thigh
If their legs were sufficiently spaced