mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Then chop off their heads just for fun! (Sorry folks, I saw a lot of rotten apples and knives in the air that night… ;-)

Long ago when all maidens were chaste,

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And their stays were laced tight at the waist

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Men used to try

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All brave men used to try (adding a few syllables...)
With a grip ‘round their thigh
If their legs were sufficiently spaced