mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

So we rhyme with a little dick
And light the fuse to the powder-keg ***BoooooM***

There was an old man of East Cheam

irach

Who was known to be "broad in the beam"

Simons Mith

His magnificent rump

Phil

Was both rounded and plump

Giertrud

And out of his bunghole came steam.

KagomeShuko

My mother snores like a pig

Raak

[KS] Don't you mean your grandmother?

And besides she is awfully big (assuming grandmother for several reasons ;-)

Asleep on her back

Projoy

All her muscles go slack