mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

I'm a toff - and I'm also quite gobby

Tuj

The dribble that runs down my chin

irach

Gives clues to the state I am in

Simons Mith

If frothy it means

(See comments for a line 4 and 5 that jumped out on me)

I've had lunch - Ham and beans [S M] Keep on jumping!

And if not, then I've been at the gin.

Juxtapose

I once knew a man from Macau

Marc

So yellow - but man - could he bow

irach

But his pale jaundiced skin

Software

And his body so thin

penelope

Meant he died - so no bowing for now