mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

I'll show that I'm really no fairy

When I entered the constabulary I think we have two limericks on the go simultaneously.

Perhaps three. Shall I ...?
b - I expanded my vocabulary
P - By mimicking old Sweary Mary / S - I'll show that I'm really no fairy / R - When I entered the constabulary
I peppered my chat / Test-os-te-rone / I copped three new words

Bigsmith

With words so profane that / Really gives me the bone / (They were slag, nonce and birds)

Juxtapose

b+P The barkeep threw up in my sherry
P+S (But then, so do backs that are hairy)
S+R When I slept with the Sergeant's canary.

Chalky

[Juxtapose] very clever and very funny. Bravo :-)

blamlewis

That was fun!
In my hand is a very strange thing