mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

As you'll soon Requiescat In Pax Apols for the poor Latin, but my Poetic Licence is valid till the end of the month.

I came a long way from St Louis

penelope

And my spoggy* became very chewy *spoggy - noun: (slang) Chewing Gum

So I sang the Blues

Chalky

Then discovered the news

penelope

There's more to spearmint than just gooey

Juxtapose

American Football goes thus:

Rosie

And most Brits it fair doth nonplus (pen) Heavens! You don't - masticate, do you?

A sport played in armour or armor?

With fans all a-clamor I'm sure you could dialect that to "clarmor"

Each "first down" they put up a fuss

Chalky

His symptoms were carefully noted

Simons Mith

And after the viewers had voted