mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Rosie

While pond'ring the properties of matter

Software

I constructed a new kind of batter

Tuj

Though crumbly and soft

Rosie

It re-lines the loft 1 + 4 OK?

irach

But it's low cal- it won't make you fatter

Simons Mith

There was a young bard from Japan
Who was stung on the knee by a wasp
He cursed and screamed and hollered
And said, "Please take me to hosp."

A glimerick (or possibly a limerorm) by Simons Mith

Raak

Mm, hybrid poetical forms. The limeronnet: 7 couplets, alternately long and short limerick metre, with the long couplets all using the same rhyme. The sonnaiku: 14 syllables in 4 lines with ABBA rhyme. The limerestina: a cycle of five limericks plus a final couplet following rules too complicated to work out. The villanellerick, the Petrarchan tercet, the epic cinquain, ...