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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated
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And so it begins....
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Whom I'll chase with this elephant gun.
So why has my gun just blown-up?
While training to shoot for Queen's Cup
I had one up the spout
Gave the trigger a clout
Then shot down my horse - yuppie-yup! (Swiftly moving on then…)
There was a young lady from Bicester Sticking with tradition ...
Who had a pretentious big sicester
They both were un-kissed, (spot wise at least...)
So they tried getting pissed
Then called for the local molester
He came with a smile and a sigh
Into Alice's Restaurant, quite high [Chasty] Any relation to Chalky?
He toked on a spliff
Read The Meaning of Liff
Then ordered a big Ulster fry
[Raak] Nothing to do with me, thankfully, although I have thought for some time that there is an ..erm .. impostering intent :-)
It's about time I made out my will
"I, being of sound mind and not ill, [Chalky] Naaah, you're as different as chalk and, err.... chast.
Do hereby bequeath
The air that I breathe
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