mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Stevie

I really must protest dear sir

penelope

The print on the label's a blur

Simons Mith

The tin may have leaked

Rosie

'Cos my kitchen, it reeked

KagomeShuko

And smelled like some rotten liqueur. (Rosie . . . um, nope, sorry . . . "Lines 1, 2 and 5 of a limerick should ideally consist of three anapests each" My first line has three anapests just like a limerick should . . . now, as for Stevie's line, it doesn't).