mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Is riddled with rancour

Software

But was nevertheless very smug

Stevie

In a small pub in Cornwall I found

Phil

Some scrumpy for under a pound

gil

This dangerous tipple

Rosie

Rots the brain, so UKIP'll Not to be opened until the end.

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Be buying ev'ry voter a round.

Make sure that the Union is drowned...