mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

I'm the fastest jazzman in the land!

[Phil] I also play bass in a band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvkZSm68JLE&feature=youtu.be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOLmX3PBHS0

[Kim] I don't. I don't even play bass, but I do have a valid poetic licence :-)

One day I was drunk and I sang

Software

But the words got mixed up with slang

Phil

I cursed and I swore

Raak

And I said, "Ruddigore!"

Pablo

And what is much worse, cried "Fertang!!!!!"