mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

So just use a fork

cfm

When screwing a cork

Software

And, yes, you are a buffoon

cfm

I uncorked a cru Beaujolais

Phil

With a vigneron from Régnié

But in getting my glass

Rosie

I fell on my arse

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( M Logiciel) I am disappointed, as they say, that you have not pointed out that the first two lines don't rhyme.