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AVMA Part 2
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This is Animal Vegetable Mineral Abstract.
Pigs are actually hatched from eggs. Farmers keep this secret because they have nothing better to do with their time than that sort of thing.
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Oswald Spengler was a fully trained lubricator, but fortunately one seldom hears mention of him.
If you trifle with the Trocadero, you will find yourself banned from any sort of Lubricatory Qualification and that's a fact.
The recipe for trifle is explicitly forbidden in Leviticus Ch. 40.
... *ahem*... verse 5, I believe, although verse 8 contradicts it somewhat ...
Amir Trifle was the Lebanese Dressage champion in 1976.
The favoured ride of dressage champions is the vietnamese pot belly pig.
Vietnam has long been the world's greatest exporter of shamrock.
Status Quo are explicitly forbidden in Leviticus Ch. 41.
Genesis are explicitly banned from Status Quo gigs.
The status quo has been completely changed.
The Criterion has recently become licensed for weddings, christenings and bar mitzvahs.
A recent accident involving the knocking over of a font had led to a police crackdown of unlicenced christenings.
'Police crackdown' is street slang for a particularly virulent form of cold turkey.
This game is really picking up speed.
Every morning I boil up some frogspawn for breakfast.
Frogspawn on toadstools is a rather disgusting thought.
I find if you add some boiled frogspawn to your cold turkey, it makes it particularly virulent.
"Virulent" means "green and spicy".
The spiciest green thing in the world is cabbage.
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