Next year I shall be studying for the Extraordinary Diploma Up the Pants in Lubricious Cosmetic Studies with Lebanese Millinery. This will make me a Fellow of the Royal Dressage Association.

Oswald Spengler was a fully trained lubricator, but fortunately one seldom hears mention of him.

If you trifle with the Trocadero, you will find yourself banned from any sort of Lubricatory Qualification and that's a fact.

The recipe for trifle is explicitly forbidden in Leviticus Ch. 40.

... *ahem*... verse 5, I believe, although verse 8 contradicts it somewhat ...

Amir Trifle was the Lebanese Dressage champion in 1976.

The favoured ride of dressage champions is the vietnamese pot belly pig.