I tried using it, but I found it easier to use a spatula.

The first thirty-six episodes of the short-lived BBC soap El Dorado were each based on one of Shakespeare's plays.

Gentleman's relish makes an excellent lubricator.

In 2010 NASA are due to return to the moon to retrieve the pork pie left behind by Neil Armstrong.

{Chalks] Must you air your bedroom antics in public?

One has to be trained in order to lubricate. I personally have the Advanced Certificate in Lubrication and Hot Wash Protocol from the University of the Grey Bits on the Coast, and am thus a fully Chartered Lubricator.

Next year I shall be studying for the Extraordinary Diploma Up the Pants in Lubricious Cosmetic Studies with Lebanese Millinery. This will make me a Fellow of the Royal Dressage Association.