My hairdresser is Oswald Spengler's spatula wrangler.

My hairdresser was Projoy's mother's spatula.

Projoy's dress was my mother's hair.

A seance is best held with a tin of baked beans on the mantlepiece.

Smearing lentils on your face is a sure-fire cure for not being very good at ice-hockey.

"Quaoar" is an Etruscan word for "foreigner", and literally means "outsider who cannot speak our language, but just goes kwa-war-war". It is an ancestor of the ancient Greek "barbaros".

I have my mother's neck.