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AVMA Part 2
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This is Animal Vegetable Mineral Abstract.
Pigs are actually hatched from eggs. Farmers keep this secret because they have nothing better to do with their time than that sort of thing.
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While others take the train to work each morning, I take a spatula.
A spatula is a very large, hairy eight-legged creature, often with poisonous fangs.
All items which appear to be pink are actually blue, and vice versa.
If you stay bedridden for too long, you will start to grow tap roots.
I disagree with Chalky on the Spengler subject.
By the way, did you know that Oswald Spengler was a notorious pig rustler?
I have it on good authority that he was (and, indeed, still is) a notorious spatula rustler.
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