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Celebrities are everywhere, but not all press is good press - you wouldn't want Anthea Turner at your housewarming, would you? How would you instruct her PR to stop her from appearing at your door with a bottle of Blue Nun? Rhyming, alliterative and cunning punning ways to stop celebrities turning up at your do, please.
Winning Move is Cancel Mansell.
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If Brian Blessed brings a bottle, beg him to b*gger off.
Go away, Brian May.
Francesco Totti? You must be potty! Dino Zoff? Please F*ck off!
Shunt James Blunt?
Lock Dido in the Lido - but steal her towel.
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