mc5 - Each Move Must Consist Of Precisely Eight Words

Their jokes would probably go over your head

That depends upon how tall your body is.

My body? Starts at neck, finishes at legs.

Here is today's eight-word offering for your perusal.

I never really wanted to be an engine-driver.

Does that mean what you lack is "inginuity"?

I shall treat that remark with complete ignoral. © George Brown, ca. 1968.

I have fourteen daddy longlegs in my house today

One of them gave you an extra word.

Americans use "daddy longlegs" for a particular arachnid.

British daddy longlegs are not arachnids at all.

Quite so, but many think that they are.

I found an enormous caterpillar on my doorstep.

It may be an Elephant Hawk Moth Catapillar.

Hello, Bob the dog. Where have you been?

Gosh, October already. Where has this year gone?

Shooting into the past would be my guess.

There's three months to go. Anything could happen.

Uses enormous Caterpillar^TM to dig up neighbour's garden

Can a Caterpillar^TM fell my neighbour's bloody trees?

I'm conserving trees now, I can't allow that.