We went from toilet humour to this quickly!

We've all had a crap, and feel good.

Let's swiftly move onto a less toilet-based subject!

Does a hyphenated word count one or two?

Personally, I would count it as one. This-though-would-be-a-cheat!

Haven't we had this debate before? Ruling, please?

Sorry, I don't have a ruler on me

I have. Hyphenated words always count as one.

Let us all take that as definitive. Sorted!

How about a quick hands-up for the 'not-sures'?

Can I put half a hands-up for maybe?

Is that an absolutely positive definite maybe, snorgle?

I'm in the not-quite-so-sure-that-this-is-so-cut-and-dried-as-gil-seems-to-think-it-is group, myself. I think.

The generally-in-agreement word-perfect linguistically-dual Betws-y-Coed cottage-dwellers say no.

[CdM] Why not found the-try-to-take-the-concept-to-a-logical-though-somewhat-absurdist-extreme-or-at-least-to-the-level-to-which-one-can-be-fussed-to-do-in-the-next-minute-or-so-provided-the-attention-span-lasts-and-one-doesn't-get-confused-by-the-lack-of-commas-or-other-such-things-such-as-the-fact-I've-pretty-much-forgotten-where-I-was-ah-yes-the-absurdist-extremes-that's-the-one group? More fun!

...and besides flights of fancy, I'd say no.

How is the weather today where you are?

Sunny with occasional cloud, and really quite warm.

Forty Nine Degrees Farenheight, chance of snow tonight.