mc5 - Each Move Must Consist Of Precisely Eight Words

So not to do with stools and doctors?

Could be. It's an anagram of "mabels arse"

I shall eat my trombone, "a brass meal".

I'm going to go topless, "a braless me"

Then I must shoot you with "laser beams."

I "blame Sears", and Roebuck for good measure.

"Samba reels" are the very latest dancing craze.

Sailors invented those reels on long "sea rambles."

Beer soldiers were ordered to "arm bass ale"

Not quite topical, but close: "a Blare mess".

This used to be a farm, now it's just an "arable mess".

Scrap that; too many words. Formerly a farm, now just an "arable mess." Bit pissed tonite.

Bobby Darin; knackered gramophone; "A bass La Mer". Must be really pissed.

Must regurgitate trombone as copper chloride. Anagram wrong.

Penultimate one wrong, too. I'm going to bed.

"A rebel mass" (one over the eight, Rosie?)

Fencing has now introduced bling as "lamé sabres". (Irg) Well, a little too much + tiredness.