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Each Move Must Consist Of Precisely Eight Words
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Just as it says on the tin. What happens in the game may be debated in the game: perhaps it'll be a conversation, perhaps a word-limited reprise of various games we play, or whatever.
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Goodness gracious me, the days are just packed.
Why pack days? All countries now have days.
I always take an English Sunday with me
English Sundays? Yuk! Everyone seems to go shopping.
Yes, this demonstrates a great paucity of imagination.
There's a city called Pau in southwestern France.
There's a city called Nizhny Novgorod in Russia.
Is the River Po nominally an open sewer?
Nominally yes, same way as with the Neva.
There is a house in New Orleans, apparently.
It's not called The Rising Sun, is it?
The sun does not rise, the horizon falls.
There's a dull and boring sky over Swindon.
Swindon is dull and boring with any sky
Ohhh, dull and boring Swindon's dull and boring,
Think I'll cut my throat, no reason why.
Right to left, or left to right, Raak?
Or Swindonwards (if that really is a word)?
They built about five thousand steam engines there.
Then turned the foundry into a shopping complex.
Got dem cuttin'-me-own-throat Swindon blues.
Is that a routine twelve-bar in F?
Their football team leaves much to be desired.
They have won three out of three games.
I know someone with a Swindon Town tattoo!
As a conversation stopper, that takes the biscuit.
Woah yeah got dem inked up Swindon blues
I went round the magic roundabout in Swindon.
There's a similarly loony one in Hemel Hempstead
But those in Telford really are the worst.
Roundabouts with traffic lights are definitely the worst.
Swindon has its fair share of those too.
There's nowhere quite like Milton Keynes for roundabouts.
I like the ones with lights - they're easier.
I like small roundabouts you can see across.
The Magic Roundabout had an empty seat. Whose?
Could be Dougal. He's gone for his tea.
The Magic Roundabout doesn't yet have traffic lights.
Dougal was definitely gone for something or other.
Have you seen any magic round about here?
I think I saw some in the fridge.
My fridge is not a time travel machine.
Just as well - the Ice Age is past.
The weather is getting me down right now.
We get weather every day - rise above it.
But that would take you into the stratosphere.
I'd find the air too thin up there.
That is what they want you to think.
In this case, for once, they are right.
Back down to earth with a bump then.
That would be some bump, and possibly fatal.
OK then, just kill off some old games
Shall we begin with this one?...
[Raak] I think you'll find that's only six.
I arrived home yesterday. Heathrow's still no better.
No, I certainly wouldn't want to live there.
I'm not sure they would let you either.
Gatwick is just as bad, so they say.
[Tuj] Should I have said the final words?
Don't know - looks like we're talking about airports.
I've been on holiday, but I'm back now.
Go anywhere nice? Go through any nice airports?
Switzerland, to stay with the in-laws. London City.
My ex-in-laws live in Birmingham; not so exotic.
I don't have in-laws, ex, current or otherwise.
I have parents, not ex, current, but otherwise.
Penelope, would you like in-laws or ex-in-laws, best?
No idea, Software, having no eperience of either.
Current location: University Marine Biology Station - workload high
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