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Each Move Must Consist Of Precisely Eight Words
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Just as it says on the tin. What happens in the game may be debated in the game: perhaps it'll be a conversation, perhaps a word-limited reprise of various games we play, or whatever.
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Never say 'I doubt that will ever happen!'
Bird in hand equals two in the bush.
Best to get it done sharpish, as t'were.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Red rings, sneezing, falling down dead? Probably plague.
Curse your house one thousand eye of bat.
She sells shells on the shore, I'm sure.
Rice, treacle, mix, pop! Walk, drink, spend, pop!
A stitch in time saves eight or so.
The force, Pike, use the force. Stupid boy!
Jack and Jill had a climbing accident, sadly
Humpty Dumpty fell from a wall; royally irreparable.
Simple Simon says want it, want it NOW.
Little Bo Peep is a proper air head.
York's Grand Old Duke tested various men/hill formations.
Sorry, no way is "men/hill" one word.
Fictitiouscompounding both/and unspiritful, ungood. Suggest "military". Disobfuscationalise octologality.
When in doubt - KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid!
Dr. Who eats three shredded Klingons for breakfast.
The Rain in Spain falls wherever it wants!
Twinkle twinkle little star. Bugger, it's an aeroplane.
Second favorite each way four thirty Sandown Park
Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.
When in doubt, blush. And pay more attention.
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
Looks like everyone has given up since Saturday.
All games go very quiet at the weekend. Never call me controversial.
Perhaps it is the heat making everyone lethargic
More likely they have better things to do.
Now that my holiday is over, I don't.
Been away for a while. How is everyone?
This game would scare the arse off Rincewind.
I can scarcely imagine someone without an arse.
Some people can make an arse of themselves.
I have a strange feeling that somehow it
Well? Please do not leave us in suspense.
Perhaps Inkspot has fainted in the extreme heat.
Or been struck by lightning. Anyone else storming?
No, but a VERY loud aeroplane passed earlier.
We had thunder and lightnng but no rain.
We had rain showers but still no snow.
Be grateful for small mercies, I always say.
Mark my words, we'll pay for all this.
By the word, you mean? Words are cheap.
Some, ten a penny. Two big ones for a pound.
Words don't come easy (to me, that is).
You just have to say what you feel.
There are times when this is highly inadvisable.
Certain feelings, if vocalised, could promote considerable consternation.
[Last post - 63 letters - is this a record?]
Substantial endeavour necessary for outmanoeuvring carefully deliberated submissions. [Chalky] the gauntlet is down :)
Ah, but my sentence was natural and uncontrived.
[Software] AND your italicised comment breaks the rules
Is this as short as it can be?
No. I am to go to a do.
Is it a bird? Is it a 'plane?
Perhaps using two sentences is a bit cheaty?
I am a she and you a he.
Is that as short as it can be?
No no no no no no no no!
[Chalky] That reads like a brief, succinct poem.
I don't see why; plenty have gone unchallenged.
Two sentences are acceptable. Only word count matters.
I go as I am, or do I?
I am who I am who I am.
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow.
That sounds as if they are burning stubble.
A smoking internet cafe - what a good idea.
F U N E X? S V F X
(There are nine letters, but only eight words)
[With acknowledgments to the Two Ronnies, of course]
It's actually much older than the Two Ronnies.
Most of their material was older than them.
Anyway, did we all have a good weekend?
It was blasted curtains for me this weekend
[pen] How's that, did a bomb go off?
Looked like it, bit messy at my gaff
Another late one here, got in at 7.
Seven in the Morning or in the evening?
Shall we wait until nights decides to reply?
The moving finger writes, and having writ departs.
Oh, seven the following morning. I WAS tired.
This sentence just about stretches to eight words.
This, though has only five. Will that do?
Certainly not. You must find another three more.
I'll lend you a three word sentence, Rosie.
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