mc5 - Each Move Must Consist Of Precisely Eight Words

I can barely master dandelions, let alone roses.

It has rained constantly, steadily, relentlessly, all day.

[pen] Lovely weather for this time of year.

[Pen] That's not the sea rising, is it?

Don't worry, Holland has plenty of good dykes.

I think you'll find they're actually called dijks

[pen] I was not thinking of water barriers.

[softers] I was ignoring your inappropriate thought processes.

We're moving to another street

All of you?

Such blatant numerical dissonance I have rarely seen.

Kentucky legislating to make pi equal four, maybe?

Pi was three point two in Indiana, 1897.

Ha! I remember when we had REAL constants.

Are you suggesting that current constants are imaginary?

[Chalks] Need to update my ancient Filofax then!

[Rosie] No, just variable, and hence not constant.

That seems to have successfully killed the conversation.

Then shall we start another topic of conversation?

I like hazelnuts. What is your favourite nut?

One without rounded edges. You can undo them.