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Each Move Must Consist Of Precisely Eight Words
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Just as it says on the tin. What happens in the game may be debated in the game: perhaps it'll be a conversation, perhaps a word-limited reprise of various games we play, or whatever.
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Covid Covid Covid Covid Vaccine Vaccine...A MUTANT!
We must burn down more five G towers!
I don't think 5G towers are very combustible.
You have to fire a Qanon at them.
So what dreadful news can we expect now?
Trump declares an emergency and suspends Inauguration Day.
The Covid vaccines prove fatal in three months.
A deadlier virus escapes from the Wuhan lab.
The Earth's magnetic poles begin to flip over.
Aliens arrive, who see us only as food.
All the bees die and no-one knows why.
Jesus returns, takes one look, leaves in disgust.
Wolves, raised in a laboratory to superintelligence, escape.
Antinatalists release a virus designed to sterilise everyone.
India and China have a brief nuclear war.
Skarl the drummer ceases to beat his drum.
Waitrose, Sanderstead, have run out of blackcurrant cheesecake.
Iä! Iä! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Putin annexes the remnants of India and China.
Trump and Putin get into bed together. Literally.
Putin annexes the Waitrose cheesecake aisle in Sanderstead.
Has Armageddon arrived while I was not watching?
"And I saw, and behold a white horse."
Raak, how many coffees did you have yesterday?
"And the name of that horse was 'Binky'."
Alas, the coffee runs out, the vision fades.
I'm quite exhausted and it's only the 15th
Try retirement, like me and Rosie, you know.
I'm remodelling my home office. Another 17 years...
That's got to be a blockbuster movie, Raak.
I like reruns of the Blockbusters game show.
Do you watch it by renting the video?
"I'll have a P please Bob" *Guffaws memorably*
Well, nobody has posted since penelope nineteenth January.
Pen's memorable guffaw has quite simply destroyed us.
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