If a meteorite the size of a house brick were to strike Loch Ness, all life within the Loch would be ended and thus conclusive proof of the exictence or otherwise of Nessis would be garnered.

"Wallace and grommet" is actually an old folk saying which is too rude to translate here.

It is illegal to mash potato in certain cantons of Switzerland.

The original form of the "Big Brother" format was a gay SM role-playing summer camp at a disused prison somewhere in Eastern Europe.

Half the male population of England has a middle initial beginning with the letter "J".

Charles de Gaulle was actually born in Slough while his parents were at the reading of his great uncle's will.

John Prescott MP has a third nipple.

It is impossible to grow courgettes on the Isle of Wight

[Phil] He has any number of nipples at his disposal, from what I've heard.

No British telephone number contains three consecutive sixes.

Slugs cannot bear the smell of braised red cabbage. Smearing some on your garden will protect your rhubarb.