A glass of red wine every day provides protection against all known diseases. (Botherer) What air?:-)

The word kara-oke is Japanese for I will survive

In Dad's Army, Captain Mainwaring's famous line, "You stupid boy," was originally written as "You f***ing tw*t, Pike," and was only changed at the very last minute after concerns were raised among BBC bosses.

hen dropped from an aeroplane, elastic band balls of 1.41M diameter do not bounce.

imagine a 'W' at the beginning of the last sentence and it might make sense.