penelope: Let's have no nonsense. Careful now.
cfm: Mother's watching us.
CdM: So take it easy, Mrs Peel
I wish I had a snooker cue
I'm reeling from the budget
The road outside is melting
Three blokes pop in their public house
(A rabbi, priest and Scot)
Something funny happens then
But I've forgotten what.
http://www.snopes.com/language/eponyms/cupofjoe.asp
They told me, Heraclitus, they told me you were dead
I never knew your proper name was Heraclitus, Fred.
I eat my peas with Hollandaise
Even when the dish is pork
I've done so all my lifelong days
It keeps them on the fork.