mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Raak

By Friday afternoon at 5

cfm

'Twas settled on my hips.

irach

My bagpipe playing will improve

cfm

Whenever I quit smoking

Simons Mith

I put a gasper down each drone (gasper n. cigarette)

Rosie

The Scots, they think I'm joking.

penelope

[i, cfm, SM, R] Very satisfying, that last one - because of use of the word 'gasper', and also because of the cruelty to bagpipes.
It's all done, bar the shouting