mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

I heard his Big Bad howl

penelope

I'm curled up on the Big Bad floor

Rosie

With Big Bad Tessa Jowell. Tess y diawl ( = Tess the devil).

I wish I were a Murdoch Hack

Rosie

Gath'ring lies and muck

cfm

I'd rake it in a heinous stack

penelope

And print it. What the f*ck.

Rosie

I wish I were a grease gun Pe-NE-lopeh, really! Nice one, BTW.

To lube your balls of steel

cfm

A dollop just might ease one

penelope

But I'd have to check and feel the showerproof trench in lilac... thanks