mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Hot wax poured down my body

Software

Depilating furtively

penelope

I'd hate to be Bill Oddie oblig. What a load of rot. Can we please have some sense in limericks, if that's not an oxymoronic thing to ask?

I wish I was a ninja's sword

Phil

Most dangerous to wield

Spangle

I'd snicker-snack 'til daybreak

Software

While talking to the shield

Spangle

The vole deserves a mention

Simons Mith

For its green and frugal life