mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

But I have just my eight-track

KagomeShuko

And half a lousy pound.

Spangle

I wish that pair would go away

irach

You know just who I mean

Phil

I think that same thought every day

Whootz

It's not the king and queen.

Giertrud

I wish a were a candlestick

KagomeShuko

Hot wax poured down my body

Software

Depilating furtively

penelope

I'd hate to be Bill Oddie oblig. What a load of rot. Can we please have some sense in limericks, if that's not an oxymoronic thing to ask?

I wish I was a ninja's sword