mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

So therefore we're both gay

irach

My step-kids are my cousins

Giertrud

And **** lots when they play! (I know...so wrong.)

These rhymes are getting pretty racy

Giertrud

We'd better tone it down.

irach

It's time for straight-laced prudence

CdM

To shed her straight-lace gown

Rosie

I wish I were a road hump

Phil

I'd slow you down for sure

Spangle

I'd mess with your suspension

Software

And shake you to the core There is a local road here where the bloody things are so high and narrow that they bottom on my gearbox - grrrrr!

[Software] You can bottom on my gearbox any time

I wish I were a camel's hump