Watching cricket in the rain[pen] you found someone in the Netherlands that doesn't speak English! Spraken het Netherlands has corrupted your grammar, surely it is subjunctive when one wishes ;o)
All shiny and crisp on the outside, lined with pink satinI'm not sure what metre this is...some sort of pentameter it seems, in a mixture of iambs and amphibrachs
With a flouncy bag to put my hat in And now, back to normal... I wish it was steak pie tonight Sausages tonight. Steak pie on Thursday but I'm stewing it now and it smells delish... freezer full of imported English food, y'see