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Pea and Honey Recipes
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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.
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Phil
And, even worse, there's Bing
Software
I wish I were the Christmas elf
[Phil] the exact line I had envisaged ;o)
irach
Who loads old Santa's sled
Raak
For after working all day long
Rosie
I get ou' me 'ead.
CdM
I wish my Christmas stocking
Raak
Were twenty-four feet long
Software
For holding my gift ladder
Chalky
And the cast of '
Desert Song
'
Rosie
I wish I spoke Italian
Software
Just like old Silvio
Chalky
Coz the translation for 'stallion'
penelope
Is 'Sly Stallone' dontcha know
Kapow.
Raak
I wish I were a snowflake
iracjh
All flaky, frigid, cold
Software
But I would be so delicate
Pablo
I'd crumble, truth be told.
penelope
I wish I was a skater
I've never seen the Dutch get so excited about anything so much as the prospect of canal skating at the weekend. Looking less likely now, though
Raak
In frilly lycra tights
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