mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

I wish I were a teetotum

irach

A dreidel or whirligig

Software

But spinning make me giddy

Juxtapose

Explain your elections in Swahili then goad unemployable layabouts, dig?

I wish I could change just one thing:

Raak

The way that my bike bell goes ting!

Sorry, thinking in limericks there...