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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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It'll be o'er the hill

And all the moss it's gathered

Will be there still.

I wish the Pussycat and Owl

Would cease their constant rowing

They've got an outboard motor now

And really should get going

I had a little problem (i,K,SM,p - bravo)

Nothing would it ease

I had lots of honey

But still I lost my peas how satisfying

I had a little brainwave

'Twas no brain tsunami

The idea just came into my head

To join the Belgian army

I haven't got an earthly chance

Of shagging Hazel Blears

The thought of that just makes me weep

With joyful, happy tears

I wish a Snark (Boojum, or not)

Was not so hard to catch

So maybe I'll just not bother

As I think I've met my match

Lonely Grinch Would Like To Meet

A Who like Cindy Lou

For friendship, fun and maybe more

But anything will do

[Software] Excellent finish

En route from Clapham Junction

To Sunningdale, via Staines

A bloody signal failure

Oh, damn these BritRail trains!

I wish I were a satnav (irach) BR (British Rail) is no more. Privatised in 1994. Don't get me going. :-)

I'd tell you where to go

Turn left along this footpath

And then get out and row.

I wish I had a second home

Be it igloo or a yurt [Rosie]Forgive me my trespass. But then what do us Yanks know of things British such as bowlers, stumps and fish and chips, or haggises and kings? Maybe Brit Rail got privatised just because of those bloody signal failures pre-dating 1994 ;)

I'd furnish it from MFI (irach) Yep, private firms make lots of money installing dodgy signals and other private firms make equally large amounts repairing them. Sole purpose of the exercise.

And carpet it with dirt

Dorothy Parker -

I wish I could drink like a lady
I can take one or two at the most
Three and I'm under the table
Four and I'm under the host

I wish I were a spittoon

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