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And if you said "Rien ne va plus!"

I'd still ask for your PIN.

And now alas, I'm stony broke

I've frittered all my cash

On booze and birds and lines of coke

Hidden text

Rude alternative:-On booze and birds I didn't poke.

Pablo -

You pay the bill - must dash!

I wish that Amy Winehouse would

Put on a paper bag

Phil

She really is an ugly, skinny,

Tone deaf, pissed up hag.

Findus fish fingers are no more Some spiffing ones in the last week, well done!

The Firm's be frozen out; iCPB - excellent

Captain Birds Eye rules the roost

Such gastronomic clout.

I wish my unicycle had

Phil

An extra wheel or two

Fogey

For I'd prefer to bi- or tri-

-cycle along with you.

To drive an eighteen wheeler

Needs a beefy set of pecs

Unless there's power steering

Or warp drive (like Star Trek's)

I wish I were made of perspex

I just love acrylic glass

Every part of me'd be see-through

Phil

But not my clothes, alas.

I've just received a box of cheese

Tilsit and Bel Paese

My cheesy habit they will foster
Replacing Brie and Double Gloucester Don't get me started on cheese...

I wish the folks of Limpopo

Would choose a better name

And Peneloopij's scansion

Is OK. What a dame!

I wish I were a hedgehog

Curled up into a ball

A compact spiky little sphere

Impeneteraball. ....apologies....

Kim

I wish I were elastic

Your highly flexing friend

Our friendship is fantastic

Juxtapose

But plastic in the end

[K, S, p (me), J] That one is exciting and sad at the same time.

I wish I were a Velcro strip

I'd stick where I'm not wanted

And when you ripped my sides apart

I'd be non-orthodonted. ....difficult....

I swim beside my manatee

She's such a gentle soul

Without a trace of vanity

We queue up for the dole

I wish I were a High Court Judge

I like to dress in wigs

With toupée tape they shouldn't budge

On my Old Bailey gigs

I wish I were a magistrate Continuing the legal theme

Sitting on the Bench

Kim

Dispensing justice all day long BTW; we had magistrate twice before

To every wanton wench

At last I've found my one true love

Juxtapose

I found her in a cave

She dropped upon me from above

… It's been a splendid rave!

I wish I were a botanist

Researching Cannabis