mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

Served up with crispy onion rings

And crusty, warm French bread *rumbles*

I wish I were a salmon [Pen] Nicely topped and tailed

Swimming to my spawning ground

And though I'm going 'gainst the flow

My methodology is sound I wonder why some "stick"?

I wish I were a stick insect [Software] I think it has to do with the movement of the stick market

Just like Peter Crouch

Phil

I'd stick one in the Kazakh's goal

I really am no slouch

I wish I were a Two-toe'd Sloth

I just hate having five

I'd spend each day just hanging on

To prove that I'm alive.

When I switched on my telly

The news was far from good

I've lost a lot of money

So let's play Robin Hood.

When I switched on the wireless

To hear Evan Davis drawl

Irouléguy

I sat and quietly panicked

It made my skin just crawl

I wish I were an ingot

Phil

Locked up in Fort Knox

Safely away from mayhem

In Uncle Sam's steel box

It's not the way I planned it

Raak

It's not like it should be

Alas, it's all gone pear-shaped

But it suits me to a tee

I wish I was a chimney sweep

Just like Dick Van Dyke

I'd stick my brush right up your flue