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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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Then I would tell you to sod off

Sounding like Seb Coe onwards...

I wish I was a dwarf star

In a fairground freaky show

I'd shave the bearded lady

Which part you'll never know.

I wish i was a Punk Rocker

With acne, grease and bile

My ears all full of safety pins,

My vocabulary vile

I wish I were an aerial

A Yagi not a dish

Grabbing waves ethereal Why has this sat here for a week? It's not difficult.

Is that too much to wish?

I'm glad I'm not a poofter

Or a drag queen with a pouf

And though I'm homophobic

I like a bit of rouf.

A ladder in my stockings

A stairway to your dreams?

Held up by suspenders

And other fiendish schemes.

I wish that colonoscopies

Were broadcast on the telly

Just the place for yet more crap

To turn our brains to jelly

[i,p,R,S] V. Good

I wish I'd done some thinking

Before I chose to speak

So now my foot is in my mouth

It's been there all the week.

I wish I was an alpaca

Instead of being a llama

But then again a camel

Is one to cause a drama

I wish I were a farmer

With fields all bare and ploughed

I'd grow my hops and barley

No trespassers allowed

Alas, the fields are flooded

So let us all grow rice

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