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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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So get my share of nooky

With the movers and the shakers

I have a niece called Sunny

By name and nature too

She wants to join the Moonies now

The silly little moo

Curses! Simulposted and with a very similar line.

I like my Brie all runny

Disgusting though it looks

As long as it's not furry

Then I'd throw it at the rooks

I wish I was a Bo Peep sheep

All lost and undiscovered

But my mistress for me would go seek

She really would be bovvered

I wish I were a conker

And be the conkering hero

But 'gainst the oven-hardened champ

My chances approach zero

I wish I were a-sunbathing

A-naked on my porch

Scandalising passers-by

Who giggle while I scorch

I wish I were the gas-man

I'd cut off your supply

And that would be a gas, man

Because I'd make you cry.

Step on the gas man!

I'm flying down to Rio

Sugarloaf Mountain beckons

My jouney is con brio

Or so the Missus reckons...

I wish I were a real cool cat

And stunningly good-looking

Dick Whittington would disown his

And I would get his booking

I wish I were a High Court judge

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