mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Skimming o'er the water (Bigsmith) The thing is "Bastardo" is actually an Italian town and surname.

I'd keep and eye out for the trout

Quendalon

And the salmon's hungry daughter

Tuj

I wish I were a paperclip

irach

I'd straddle many pages

Rosie

And though I am dispensable

Software

I pay my maker's wages

penelope

I wish I was a stocking top I have a precise idea where this one might go, but I wonder if anyone else gets it?

Encircling a fine leg [pen] This may be off your female beam, given my gender

Mmm, cricketers in lingerie

irach

In mid-slip, for which I beg