mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Software

I wish I were a referee

Phil

'Cause I look good in black

Rosie

And what's more I'm a bastard

Bigsmith

And common sense I lack

[Rosie] I remember once seeing some "humorous" foreign language translations in preparation for a big football tournament - Italia 90 World Cup maybe. The one I always recall is "Bastardo" = Referee. Still makes me chuckle.

irach

I wish i was caddis fly