mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

Rule one is that Thou Shall Wear Socks

Raak

Rule two is to not catch the Pox

Raak

Ah, this is a limerick, yes?

Nein.

I wish that I were hosiery

irach

Wrapped 'round a woman's thighs

CdM

Instead (here's full disclosury)

Software

I just dreams and sighs

Kim

I wish I were a proper noun
And not a proper twit

I wouldn't mislead my online friends

Software

By pretending I'm a wit

Tuj

I wish I were a raspberry [Softers] Precisely the line I nearly put in yesterday!

Blown in your direction