mc5 - Pea and Honey Recipes

I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

I wish I'd been a Chippendale

Raak

In lycra posing thong

Rosie

However, I am but a weed

blamelewis

And won't reveal my dong

Software

I wish I were a checkout clerk

Kim

With barcode-reader thing

Phil

I'd wear my name-badge upside-down [Soft/Raak/Rosie/blame] Genuinely laughed out loud.