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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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With ricin or with bullets' aim

Either way it's brill.

I'm on the SMERSH most-wanted list

But do not care a jot

I'm women-and-martini-pissed

My suave is all to pot

Most of all, I'm just so cool

My machismo knows no bounds

But that's my dream. In real life

I'm a milkman on my rounds Well, that was fun while it lasted :o)

I wish I were a painter

My house I'd decorate

I'd paint it in pink candystripes

and sell it to the Tate

I wish I were decisive. That spy series wasn't bad at all. A bit of polishing and it would be reminiscent of Milligan.

Or do I? I'm not sure

But then, on the other hand

I like to dither more

I wish I could remember

Whatever I forgot

But did I forget anything?

My memory says not

I wish I could stop dreaming

and rouse myself from sleep

But the arms of Morpheus

Are lovely, long and deep

Oi! You nicked my bicycle!

How can I get home?

The bus is gone I've got no dosh

So Oi'll polish off me pome

I wish I were a test pilot

In stratospheric realms

Mach IV would seem slow to me

Until I hit those elms.

I wish my sinuses would drain [Rosie] marvellous finish!

Then I could hum fine tunes

But sadly I just suffer Which I do, actually :o(

Most Aprils, Mays and Junes. (blamelewis) Cheers. I was inspired by the thought of a mate who flies a Tiger Moth. Top speed 80 mph and it can just about clear the trees.

I wish I was a tiger moth

I'd aim to clear the trees

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