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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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But efforts have been risible

I just can't drain myself of blood.

I wish I were knurlèd knob (RW) You from t'north?

Knobkierie or Shillelagh

I like to crush [Rosie]: Nope, I'm an American with a sense of poetic license. Even Shakespeare didn't always "rhyme" in the normals way.

the heads should be added. I'm sorry, I was in limerick mode...

Of those who mess with B Disraeli
yeah ... right, a bit crap, but it seemed a reasonable RHYMING option.:-)

I wish I had a dozen eggs

To chuck at Griff Rhys-Jones (RW) I know you're American - I was being sarcastic, because I'm a nasty old bugger. ;-)

And I'll have to use a dozen eggs [RW]No worries, love. ;) (Just to add to the confusion...)

To throw at them wot moans

I've eaten forty-one mince pies

My tummy don't feel well Just had one myself ;o)

I'll only have a couple more

So then I'll feel like hell

I am the forty-fourth mince pie

Why have I been neglected?

Is it because old Sweeney Todd

And the filler he collected.

There is a place in Missouri Let's see if y'all can follow the mispronounciation on that... Not that it has to be rhymed.

That's famed in rhyme and song

So thanks be to W C Handy . . . the bog's just round the corner . . .

We're bound to get it wrong

Chalky - I wish I'd been to Cambridge

But I was just too thick

So I got stuck at Oxford

And have no sense of poetry now. Yes, for those of you who don't know, that was intentional.

I wish I were a tiddlywink (Red Wolf) You're forgiven - this time. (Chalky) WC Handy wrote St Louis Blues, one of my favourites, but his name still makes me giggle a bit.

All round and red and shiny

Instead I am a poker chip

And doomed to igno-miny

I wish I had an Oscar Mayer

And not this Nathan's wiener

Since I'm a grumpy old tax payer

And Nathan's just makes me meaner...

I wish I was a baker

I'd wear a baker's hat

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