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Pea and Honey Recipes

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I Eat My Peas With Honey
And tales of derring-do.
Four lines, they can be rhyming
(That's Glow Worms to me and you).
Ending line is as usual.

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I'd feast on yummy damselflies

And end up fat and forty

I wish I wish I wish I wish

I wish I wish I wish

I wish a wishy-washy fish

Would wish a fishy wish

I wish the rain would stop a while

Then I could dry my hair - [irach, Phil] LOVE the wishy one :-)

A scarecrow's life is not much fun

And of me no-one does care Ahhhhh!

I do not want for anything

I've everything I need

A house, a car, a loving wife

And NO children to feed!

I wish I were a Christmas elf Kim, that's absolutely right

I'd sabotage the prezzies

A hand grenade inside a sock

Condoms for the lezzies. Not terribly witty, but there are precious few rhymes.

I make recycled paper [Rosie] Made me larf :o)

From things my cat brings me

My favourites are fur balls

For solvent, use its wee. Ever the chemist, alas. (pen) That's no bad thing this time of year, though I thought you laffed rather than larfed. :-)

I wish I had some acetone

Nail varnish to remove

Well, oxidise some propylene (irach) You were warned. :-)

Through a palladium groove

I had imagined a different outcome for the above:

I wish I had some acetone
Nail varnish to remove
'Cos I dress in women's clothes
My wife does not approve

Now moving switfly on ...

I wish I were in pantomime

I'd play Whittington's cat

With big black ears and boots and tail

And I'd hiss, and fiss, and spat.

I wish I were a cracker

Lit on Guy Fawkes Day

I'd jump and bang and generally

Make an nuisance until May.

I wish I were a snowflake

Perfection in my shape

I'd have no twin in all the world

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